"HA! FOWL BEAST!" He exclaims as he destroys a pesky insect on the wall. "Such a creature as such should have never been created to survive the harsh Alaskin conditions." a gruff voice says.
 Suddenly, there came a deep rumble from beyond where the small shack sat. Out of the dense forest came the largest glacier ever seen by the brave eyes of man. this man particularly wasn't afraid. He, faster than fast, calulated the speed and size of the piece of ice and with a leap and a hop, stumbled up the glacier and back down the other side. this amazing man was no Chuck Norris or David Hasselhoff, this grand master of the arts is known as, "G.I.Schmo," or SHAWN WITT!
    YES, I enjoy braging about myself, but this time, i never met anyone better. Shawn Witt seems to enjoy telling me I am wrong about almost everything, and he's got me to believe that he is always right. the only time i was right about something, <exaggerate, exaggerate> was when I said,"Keep your eyes peeled for a dead mouse. I found some mouse poison." so Mr. Know-It-All comes over and says, " Nope, thats gerbal food." so then Gary comes over and says, "Nah, thats definitely mouse poison." haha. me = 1/50.   Shawn = 49/50.
     I still respect him though. I respect everyone on this trip, even Gary. <I just don't know his last name...> Apart from mosquitoes being the state bird around here, its pretty nice. Oh, and bug spray should get an international award. (First breathable force field between you and the insectoid world.)

               From your truely newly blogger:
                                                                         Jake Nichols